Forgive me, reader for I have been absent. It has been 5 months since my last post.
So much has happened since then there is no possible way to catch you all up... but I'll try.
Here now is short summary of life since the last post sung to the tune of 12 days of Christmas
Since the last post on this blog
this has happened to me
12 diets started
11 diets ended
10 friends found on facebook
9 thousand text messages
8 nursing home tours
7 video projects
6 rooms to pack
4 thousand emails
3 hospital or nursing home admissions
2 broken bones
and not even one single blot post about them
I promise I will be back tomorrow. I won't abandon you, my dear faithful readers, again... Hello? Are you there? Hmmm..maybe I'm too late.